1. You wonder why you cant teach your cat to speak human and walk on two legs.

2. You send in postcards to Nintendo bugging them to have a hat contest.

3. You constanly hurl an assortment of round objects at the ground, saying "Pokeball, go!"

4. You paint stripes on your dog and nickname it "Growly."

5. All you want for your tenth birthday is a Pikachu.

6. You carry a Pikachu plushie around on your shoulder.

7. You challenge anyone who insults that Pikachu to a battle.

8. You carry your complete set of Pokémon TCGs and your Gameboy with all five released games around just in case you meet another Pokémon Master.

9. You know the script for every episode by heart.

10. Saturday mornings are spent in anticipation of the next new Pokémon episode.

11. You sue Kids' WB! when its a rerun.

12. You know every Pokémon and their attacks.

13. You memorize the list of gold/silver Pokémon

14. You have a different piece of fan art for every Pokémon site out there.

15. You start your own Pokémon site and have all the codes and tips you know (which is all of them).

16. You know the answer to every FAQ question ever asked.

17. Your day is planned around each episode of Pokémon.

18. You busted your VCR from taping so many episodes and then watching them again and again.

19. You gladly visit every Pokémon site just to pick out everything thats wrong.

20. You have designed a Pokémon theme park down to the costumes the employees will wear.