Digidestiny: the Hottest Digimon Band

Tai: Hey! I'm Tai! Welcome the first private concert of Digidestiny, our new band. I'm lead guitarist, Sora's on bass guitar, Mimi's on drums, Kari has the tambourine, Matt's got his harmonica, and TK's our hand clapper. TK, Mimi, Kari, Sora, and myself all sing. Joe and Izzy are the sound people. There's a pic of us at the bottom, but read about our concert before you check out the pic! Oh, and everything thats in parenthesis is an action.

Matt: I hope Tai hasn't been bothering you too much. Now that you're here, we can start the concert!

Izzy: What do you mean, start the concert! We still have to set up. Come on.

Joe: Izzy! I'm so glad I found you. Somethings wrong with the equipment.

Sora: Tai, have you tuned your guitar yet?

Tuned?

Kari: Yeah. You have to turn the little knobs on the head of the guitar.

Head?

Yeah. The thing on top of the neck.

Neck?

The neck is that long skinny thing. The head is the smaller bump on the end.

Oh (turns knobs the wrong way.)

OK, Joe. You need to go to the on-stage control box and connect the red and blue wires, but don't touch the bare parts.

OK. (Walks to on stage control box.)

TK: Hey Mimi! Oh wow! You get to play the drums! Will you play some for me? Please please please?

I need to warm up anyway. Why dont you warm up your hand clapping and join me.

Yah!

OK, here we go. One, two, three, four. (starts beating on drums. TK starts clapping)

Hey, guys, dont start without me! (starts strumming his way-out-of-tune guitar and singing) Digimon sleep and digimon eat. Digimon digivolve and digimon fight!

Tai, your guitar's way out of tune.

(Tai just keeps singing and playing) Hey, digimon! Champions of the digital world.

This is the box, right Izzy?

Yes, thats the one. Red and blue wires.

You'll have to speak louder. I cant hear you over Tai.

YES! THATS THE ONE! RED AND BLUE WIRES!

Oh. Red and black wires. (grabs a black and a red wire)

NO! NO! RED AND BLUE WIRES!

Izzy, are you trying to say something? Tai's being too loud.

Yah yah I can dance and sing and play!

Tai!

Ive got the digimon blues.

TAI!

I love to rock and roll!

TAI!

NO NO JOE! DONT DO IT!

Go ahead and do it? OK. (connects the wires) *ZZZZZZT!* (lights up like a light bulb, then starts to smoke.)

Ow. I guess we arent going to go on tonight. You just burned out half of our circuts.

La la la la . . . Hey, what happened to my mike and my amp?

The circuts burnt out.

Oh well, I guess I'll just practice with Sora's amp (connects his guitar to the amp)

(everyone except Tai leaves)

Rain and sun . . . Hey, who turned off the lights? Where's everyone going? Wait for me! (runs after everyone else)

OK, our concert didn't go so well, did it. Oh well, I guess there's always tomorrow. (everyone else looks at Tai, then runs away) OK, maybe it will be a solo act. See you later. Oh, and by the way, we are all professionally trained cartoon charaters, so don't try to electrocute yourself. ^-^ Bye!

Digidestiny